CocaineCraft: Impulsive Minds | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Towns Built:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner craziness and build the most epic creations ever? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even believe it!

join us and u’ll be part of a community where we embrace impulsivity and borderline personality traits like it’s nobody’s business. we don’t follow the rules, we break them and build something even more epic in the process.

come on in and let’s see what kind of insane creations u can come up with. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new side of urself that u never knew existed. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get crazy together!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	203	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	5372	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1675
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crops Grown:	1195
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9133	Farms Harvested:	586
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	New Chunks Explored:	20773
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	147

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ores Mined:	7676	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	199
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2887	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Star Shards Collected:	67
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	New Chunks Explored:	272669
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6769

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2527

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	357976	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	1488	Dragon Eggs Found:	2277
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!