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The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Potions Brewed:	198
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5741
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	79149
Divine Spears Created:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	5871	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ores Mined:	4423
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1