| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4285 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 141 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5211 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 274 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 550 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Emeralds Found: | 8787 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Votes: | 4111 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6667 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1538 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 105 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 341 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6132 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!
You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 319 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9186 |
Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.
But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2528 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.
Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?
So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 585 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8640 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7013 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3198 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 116 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.
come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8698 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 5311 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6497 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 273 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Server IP | unitesmp.modrinth.gg |
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| Apply Here | https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ |
This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1. |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7921 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 681 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 295 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA
Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4304 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1421 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7564 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.
Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?
So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2872 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
