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Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	365299
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
New Chunks Explored:	114834	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Animals Bred:	137	Players Killed by Monsters:	2540
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchantments Applied:	216	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	5996
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
New Chunks Explored:	182699	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Votes:	3676	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	947078	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Votes:	3668	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	5337
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9506
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Farms Harvested:	923
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7241
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6