Cobbled Carp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	376701
Ores Mined:	8610	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	181
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5188	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	400566
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Animals Bred:	82	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9627	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2961
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Towns Built:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Votes:	8931	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	New Chunks Explored:	93316
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	53
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	945
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0