Cobble Valley | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

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Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crops Grown:	4469	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyTimeMachine

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Submarine Shenanigans

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come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

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come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineTube Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	3391	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magic Items Found:	2304
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCraftyLaughs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	7459
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2435
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Advanced weaponry, China, Defense, defense strategy, Disaster, geopolitical tensions, investigation, Maritime, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, naval forces, Navy, nuclear submarine, SECURITY, Server, setback, Sinking, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Technology, Underwater

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungarian government, Hungarian politics, Hungarian Prime Minister, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, power dynamics, russia, Surrender, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin

so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Genetic Link LOL – Minecraft

bipolar disorder, comorbidity, gender differences, Genetic, genetic factors, genetic link, genetic vulnerability, Link, lol, major depression, Men, mental disorders, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Minecraft, psychiatric conditions, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric genetics, research study, schizophrenia, schizophrenia research, Women

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this study that says there’s, like, a genetic thingy that makes you more likely to have schizophrenia and other mental stuff, right? but get this, it’s more common in dudes than chicks with schizophrenia. so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, genetically linked to mental disorders, this is the place for you, bro. come join the madness and let your inner crazy out in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	86	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3