CoastSide MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magic Items Found:	7020	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Votes:	5005

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7501	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5028	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7059
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Votes:	1731	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension Hops:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Emeralds Found:	9964
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3