| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 861 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 8290 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1360 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Votes: | 3582 |
**| CSMC × REVAMP TIME!*
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5093 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4970 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 20 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 246 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5905 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2354 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6849 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Emeralds Found: | 7908 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9511 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7687 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1309 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 206 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7393 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5375 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8596 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7586 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3071 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6994 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3508 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8854 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7473 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 669 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8665 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 39 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 395 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7166 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6114 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2302 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 461 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2204 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Votes: | 9831 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
