Welcome to Coastal SMP. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a brand new server that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Economy, Player Shops, and more! We are a brand-new server in open beta so please come join us.
play.coastal-smp.com
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken in a disco ball-filled cave.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it. Just be careful what you wish for, because you never know what kind of chaos it might unleash.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what you might encounter in this wacky world.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs ride on flying llamas, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for you to collect.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary BBC (Big Beautiful Castle), where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments and try to claim the title of BBC Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a horde of zombies while riding a giant chicken into battle.
So why the fuck are you guys so obsessed with BBC? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually trained circus clowns and the mobs have been replaced with dancing llamas in tutus. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball that rains down diamonds instead of rain, and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive EN vtubers who will be joining the server to add even more hilarity to the mix. Imagine fighting off creepers with a virtual anime girl by your side, or building a rollercoaster with a robot cat as your construction buddy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity)!
• Free passage
• Interesting and varied events every week
• Datapacks that complement the game
• Complicated battle with the edge dragon
• More than a thousand new achievements
• Daily rewards and challenges
• Voice chat
• Online world map
And that’s not all, join us and see everything with your own eyes!
☄️ VK – https://vk.com/pulsar_mc
☄️ TG – https://t.me/pulsar_mc
☄️ DS – https://discord.gg/Mkzcvt3
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret potion that gives you superhuman abilities in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy. Want to summon a dragon to do your bidding? We got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our latest 1.1 content patch is out and it’s filled with even more epic features. We’ve added a new dimension where you can battle giant robots and ride unicorns into battle. We’ve also introduced a new currency system where you can buy diamond armor with just a snap of your fingers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legendary Dustborn bros. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/721180/view/600764624349954754?l=english
See you on the battlefield, my fellow gamers! Let’s show the world what we’re made of!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for their deadly peck attacks and be prepared to defend your base against their feathered fury.
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They’ll try to extort you for emeralds and wool, but if you can outsmart them, you might just earn their respect and join their ranks as an honorary llama gangster.
So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember, when you see those evil communists coming for your loot, don’t be afraid to fight back and show them who’s boss!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare loot, but beware of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether disco party where the ghasts DJ and the piglins breakdance.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!
Forget about boring old training sessions, we have models, LoRAs, and Upscalers that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And don’t even get me started on our HunyuanVideoComfy – it’s so comfy, you’ll never want to leave!
But wait, there’s more! Our FluxForge Guide will guide you through the madness, while our ComfyUI Guide will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud of insanity. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Share Metadata, Prompt from Image generators, and Open-Source Digital Art Software that will make your head spin faster than a whirlwind in a desert!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most outrageous community out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring old zombie, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you never know what crazy creature you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get us started on our custom-built mini-games like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Potato with a TNT twist.”
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
