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BurnBook Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Blame, brother, bullying, BurnBook, college, Communication, Conflict, family, favorite child, high school, immaturity, journal, LOCKED, Minecraft, misunderstanding, privacy, resolution, Secrets, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	4203
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!

WeddingBlocker420

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, conflicted feelings, controlling partner, Emotional Abuse, financial strain, friendship, Guilt, happy for her, international travel, ISOLATION, long-term friendship, negative situation, Respect, separate celebration, support network, toxic relationship, Wedding, WeddingBlocker420

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	6091	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!

BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	70	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

CraftyCecilia’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Cecilia Sala, Censorship, confirmed arrest, CraftyCecilias, detained journalist, diplomatic relations, foreign correspondent, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iran, Iran news, Italian Journalist, italy, Journalism, journalist, legal proceedings, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political tensions, press freedom, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop diamonds. also, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where u can ride dolphins and fight evil mermaids? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

GPSJamminCraft

(PILOT), abort, air traffic control, aircraft, Aviation, Communication, DiSRuPtiON, divert, emergency landing, emergency procedures, Flight, flight diversion, GPS Jamming, GPSJamminCraft, Landings, navigation systems, Safety, safety protocols, SECURITY, Technology, travel

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	6887	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	282064	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

So, like, imagine you’re flying in Minecraft, right? But then, WHOOPS, your navigation system gets all messed up because of some crazy GPS jamming! And you have to abort not just one, but TWO landings! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in the sky!

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can experience all the thrills and spills of a real-life flight diversion without actually having to, you know, be in a plane. Join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the chaos and land safely in a whole new country!

Plus, rumor has it that the GPS jamming was caused by a group of mischievous creepers who are now wreaking havoc all over the server. Can you stop them before they cause even more chaos? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared griefer in all of Minecraft? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Arctic Lake Gas Emissions

Arctic, Arctic lakes, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate research, deep, Emissions, environmental impact, gas, global warming, greenhouse effect, greenhouse gas emissions, Lake, lake sediment, long-term effects, methane, methane emissions, Overlooked, Permafrost, polar regions, sedimentary deposits, substantial

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

So, get this, on this server, we got substantial and overlooked greenhouse gas emissions coming from deep Arctic lake sediment. I know, it sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a hidden underground lake that’s spewing out all sorts of crazy gases. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

And that’s not all, folks! We also have insane stories about ancient civilizations that used to roam these lands. Rumor has it, they left behind secret temples filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover their mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Mystic Echoes 1.20.2

1.20.2, CANCELLED, Character, Echoes, Forgotten, forgotten actress, forgotten character, forgotten name, forgotten plot, forgotten protagonist, forgotten show, forgotten storyline, forgotten TV show, her name, Memory Loss, Mystery, mystic, Renewal, Second season, series, television, tv show, why no second season

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	600
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
New Chunks Explored:	899068	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about that girl, come join our epic Minecraft server!

We got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us if you want to build a house bigger than Godzilla’s toenail!

We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombies!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Hen-Do Havoc Minecraft Server

advice, AITAH, anniversary, best friends, Bridesmaid, celebration, Counselling, decision, Disappointment, Grief, Guilt, Havoc, hen do, HenDo, husband’s birthday, Itinerary, June 2025, leaving early, Minecraft, Opinions, Server, spain, Support, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	439	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ores Mined:	4004
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring hen dos and birthday dilemmas? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own world of fun and adventure!

On our server, you can celebrate birthdays every day if you want, without any guilt or FOMO. Build a birthday cake castle, throw a virtual party with all your friends, and make your husband feel like the king of the world!

Forget about missing out on the “best day of the itinerary” because every day on our server is the best day ever. Plus, who needs Spain when you can travel to the most epic virtual destinations right from your own home?

So, ditch the real-life drama and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughter, creativity, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more fun than deciding between a hen do and a birthday celebration!

CreeperCousinsBabysit

Babysitting, Bonding, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousins, CreeperCousinsBabysit, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandma, Guilt, holidays, love, MONEY, relationships, responsibilities, Time, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and survive without any crazy grandmas accusing you of stealing their grandchildren? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can babysit virtual baby zombies instead of dealing with real-life family drama. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even tame a virtual grandma who will never accuse you of anything!

Forget splitting half days and dealing with guilt trips – on our server, you can spend all the time you want with your cousins without any interference. Plus, we have special events like “Grandma vs. Babysitter” PvP battles and “Steal the Grandchildren” mini-games.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandma who appreciates your babysitting skills and rewards you with virtual cookies!

KindCraft: Kindness is Key

act of kindness, brightened day, changed day, feel-good moment, Gratitude, heartwarming gesture, key, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness changes everything, kindness in action, kindness is contagious, kindness is powerful, kindness matters, positive impact, Random act of kindness, simple gesture, small act, small gesture, spreading joy, unexpected kindness, uplifting moment

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	147	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our community is filled with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or even throw a surprise party for your virtual birthday!

One time, a player on our server was feeling down after losing all their diamonds in a mining accident. But instead of wallowing in despair, our community came together to organize a diamond hunt that led to a secret treasure trove filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. It was like a Minecraft version of a heist movie, complete with dramatic music and epic chase scenes!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare to have your day completely changed in the most unexpected and delightful ways!

CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server

ALERT, cambodia, CambodiaCraft, China, Covid-19, disease control, Epidemic, flu, global health, health, health alert, health emergency, health warning, hMPV outbreak, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak alert, outbreak response, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, respiratory virus, Server, viral infection, virus outbreak

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	5642
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this cray cray server that’s hotter than a potato in a volcano? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Cambodia is issuing a health alert on it! That’s right, they’re saying it’s like a flu and Covid-19 combined, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyWars: PeaceQuest

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, New Year’s message, Peace, peace agreement, peace talks, Peacebuilding, PeaceQuest, Polish president, political stability, regional cooperation, security measures, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build peace in ukraine with blocks! polish president is our main builder and he says we gotta end the war with just peace! come help us build a world where everyone is friends and no more fighting, just building! we got crazy events like block building competitions and peace rallies. join now and be a part of the most epic peace movement in minecraft history!

Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3

1.21.3, 48, awkward, bimmer, Campfire, Colossus, Cowboy, domo23, IFHY, jamba, lone, parking lot, partyisntover, Pigs, Rusty, Slater, tamale, Tracklist, trashwang, treehome95, Tyler, tyler the creator, Wolf

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5300	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy party with wolves, cowboys, and awkward moments galore.

We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.

Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.

IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.

Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1