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Eternal Odyssey 1.20

2012, 2024.., aging, bothers, CHANGE, ETERNAL, Froze, Future, Gay, generation, me, niggered up, Nostalgia, odyssey, past 30, perspective, society, Time, wish, world, wouldn’t want, zoomers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2366
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck between being an old fart and dealing with these cringy zoomers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We’re like a time machine back to 2012 when life was simpler and memes were danker.

Forget about adulting and dealing with Gen Z nonsense, come build epic structures and mine for diamonds with us.

We’ll make you feel young again, or at least give you a break from all the n-word-filled TikToks.

Join us and escape the madness of aging and modern cringe!

Niji SMP EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Bait, Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, niji, Niji-mado, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, shitposting, smp, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	733
Love Letters Sent:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption!

We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers causing more drama than a creeper in a village, LazuLight members pulling pranks crazier than a TNT trap, and OBSYDIA residents building structures taller than the Ender Dragon!

Ethyria is filled with more secrets than a hidden stronghold, Luxiem has more twists and turns than a maze in a mineshaft, and Noctyx is more mysterious than a wandering trader with rare loot!

ILUNA is as enchanting as a diamond sword, XSOLEIL is as bright as a beacon, and Krisis is as intense as a battle with the Wither!

TTT is as wild as a pack of wolves, Denauth is as diverse as a jungle biome, and every player is as unique as a custom skin!

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more insane than a pig riding a minecart! But remember, leave your drama at the Nether portal and come ready to laugh, mine, and build with the craziest crew in the blocky world!

CraftyCreeperGurl27

advice, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, CraftyCreeperGurl27, friendship, Honesty, love, Marriage, married woman, Partnership, patience, reddit, relationships, Respect, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmarried girls

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ores Mined:	780
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a boring married woman on Reddit? Do you want to escape the mundane world of adult responsibilities and dive into a virtual wonderland filled with blocks and pixels? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from your real-life spouse. Need a break from nagging in-laws or screaming children? Just log onto our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hot spot for single ladies looking to mingle. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring caves and battling zombies together. So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring married life on Reddit!

Nimlot

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, lucky block, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	21

SMP Gamemodes: – Glitch SMP – Middle School Inufse – Bliss SMP – Armor SMP – And more coming soon

Minigames: – Warden fight – Bedwars – Spleef (in parties only) – TnT Tag – Prop Hunt / Hide and seek

nimlot.xyz:25578

Tax Romania

Community, Friends, internet, Minecraft, Play, Romania, Server, Survival, Tax, Veronne Romania

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Veronne Romania appears on the internet out of nowhere trying to create a small community with people who want to make friends and play with us.

191.96.94.54

Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cultural greetings, dream, Evening greetings, Formal greetings, Hello everyone, Informal greetings, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, japanese language, Japanese phrases, Ko-ko-ko-ko, Ko-ko-ko-ko-konbanwa, Konbanwa, language learning, Mi-mi-mi-mi, Mi-mi-mi-mi-minnasama, Minnasama, mystic, politeness, Realm, repetitive phrases, respectful language

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5479
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Hey there, you crazy Minecraft lovers! Are you ready to dive into a virtual world where you can build your own empire and battle fierce monsters? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard me right, a GIANT CHICKEN!

And that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land filled with rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their hilarious antics and crazy builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this epic Minecraft journey together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

Arguing, came on, Female Characters, female gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, kneel, Minecraft, QUEENS, queens of /v/, royal, rule 34, rule 34 queens, rule34, smp, V, Video game characters, Video game culture, video game fandom, video game females, video game queens, Voting

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

2.., 4-DNP, anabolic steroids, body image, Bodybuilder, bodybuilding culture, chemical consumption, chronic use, dangerous chemicals, death, DNP, FITNESS, health risks, madness, Mania, mental health, multi-organ failure, Muscle, muscle dysmorphia, muscle growth, Obsession, physical appearance, psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, substance abuse

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Cross-Play, dsmp, Endless, expanding dungeon, Exploration, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Hidden Secrets, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Parkour, Raiding, Roleplay, rooms, RPG, serpent, Server, Survival, Undead, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Votes:	3343	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

51.222.166.68:25623

Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, AAA titles, Adventure, Deals, digital distribution., DISCOUNTS, frosty, game bundles, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, holiday, indie games, limited time, PC Gaming, post, sales event, savings, Steam, video games, winter sale, Wishlist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

Backlash, Big booty Latinas, Choices, chose, CONGRATS, controversial statements, criticism, demographics, Diversity, election, ignore, immigration, jeets, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, public opinion, representation, Same Shit, Shit, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Voting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

breaking news, Capture, captured, captured soldier, Conflict, Diplomacy, global news, injured, injured soldier, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, News, north korea news, north korean, political tension, seoul, Soldier, Ukraine, ukraine news, world news

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0