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Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dragons Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4724
Players Killed by Monsters:	9256	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchantments Applied:	125
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	2058
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
New Chunks Explored:	730011	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	185	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	1725
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Votes:	4910	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4