| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1806 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7132 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 7295 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3126 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Mines Excavated: | 4751 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5234 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 304 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8776 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6363 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6879 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9302 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3125 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2189 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7116 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8848 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8006 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 379 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1871 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3311 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7686 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 899 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3231 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1083 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8928 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Enchantments Applied: | 271 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3231 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 887 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 662875 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7483 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
