ClyxSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	828
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	3139

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	3023
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	3708
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2004
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	310404
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9340
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Votes:	2263	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5489	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Votes:	7413	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2377
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3107	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	202	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1