ClutchCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	5528

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	74
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	1144
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Dragon Eggs Found:	6062	Battle Standards Raised:	13

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	3781	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Votes:	8477	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6588	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4412
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

Players:	97/900	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2