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CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	867	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	3995	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Star Shards Collected:	203	New Chunks Explored:	746424
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	1391
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	7371
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Votes:	6180	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	183
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Emeralds Found:	3657	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	206	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	4956	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Towns Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Players:	105/800	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Farms Harvested:	679	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2