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ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

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ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

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  • Sunni Rats Quest 1.20.4

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    Sunni Rats Quest 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff. Like, seriously, the Sunni rats are being real quiet about it, so you know it’s gotta be good. Plus, there’s like secret underground caves filled with diamonds and creepers wearing party hats. It’s like a wild party in there, man. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together!

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  • SchnitzelCraft SMP: The Secret Sauerkraut Society

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    SchnitzelCraft SMP: The Secret Sauerkraut Society

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with random events and surprises around every corner. One time, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week. Another time, a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, summon llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, really). And did we mention the monthly hot dog eating contest? Winner gets a diamond block!

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, only Germans will truly understand the hidden humor within our server. Guten tag, my friends!

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  • XmasLootCraft

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    XmasLootCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, forget about Christmas presents, join our Minecraft server and you’ll get a virtual llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! Who needs socks and sweaters when you can have a diamond-pooping llama, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Santa himself plays on our server and he’s always giving out enchanted candy canes that make you fly for 10 minutes straight. So ditch the boring gifts and come join the most magical Minecraft server around!

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  • CommieCouplesMC Server

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    CommieCouplesMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of communism! build your own glorious communist utopia with your fellow comrades and crush the capitalist pigs who dare to stand in your way.

    we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.

    join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!

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  • LeopardCraft: Tanks & Tears

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    LeopardCraft: Tanks & Tears

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    hey u, ya u, do u like tanks? well guess what, we got a minecraft server where u can ride around in german-made leopard 1 tanks!! it took nearly two years to get them here but now they’re finally in ukraine, ready for u to drive and conquer the virtual world. join our server for the most epic tank battles u’ve ever seen, and maybe even start a tank gang with ur friends. come on, what are u waiting for? hop on and let’s roll out!

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