ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

injury prone, clumsy, ridiculous accident, dumb, IDIOTIC

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

PixelSuicide Minecraft SMP

hotline numbers, suicide awareness, support system, suicidal ideation, coping strategies

OMG GUYS, if you’re feeling down and thinking about ending it all, you should totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just build and have fun all day long. Trust me, I was feeling super sad and then I joined and now I’m like the happiest person ever! Plus, we have this secret underground base full of diamonds and enchanted gear that you can only access if you join our server. So come on, join us and let’s build a world of happiness together! #MinecraftHealsAllPain #JoinUsAndBeHappy #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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New Server IP
BlocktopiaJoy

comfort, emotional fulfillment, satisfaction, Connection, Pleasure

Join our Minecraft server and experience the best feeling in the world – finding a diamond block in a pile of gravel! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the Macarena. Join us and witness this clucking spectacle for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face his ghostly tricks?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrills, chills, and chicken dance moves that await you. It’s the best feeling in the world, guaranteed!

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New Server IP
EagleCraft: Cable Breaker’s Escape

Incident, investigation, breakers, Baltic Sea, DiSRuPtiON

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna break some cables between Finland and Estonia? Well, come join us at our server where we have the legendary Eagle S, the one and only suspect in this outrageous crime!

Not only will you get to witness this epic move to Kilpilahti in Porvoo, but you’ll also get to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. From riding pigs off cliffs to building roller coasters that defy gravity, our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the broken cables… or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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New Server IP
Stinky Spike’s Titan Arum Server

tropical plant, foul smell, 3 metres tall, odour, 36C

come join our minecraft server where the titan arum is the ruler and you gotta bow down to its phallus-shaped spike of power. it stands 3 metres tall and warms up to a toasty 36C at night, just like a cozy sauna. but watch out for the stench of a rotting corpse, cuz that’s just the titan arum flexing its muscles.

we did a study and found out that the titan arum gives off putrescine, a compound that smells like rotting animal carcasses. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy plant will be in charge next. come for the stench, stay for the chaos.

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New Server IP

STARRY SMP

Farms, ticket channel, Anarchy, discord server, Minecraft

Server Name	STARRY SMP
Current Version	1.21.4
Description	We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a Hermitcraft type of server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/starry and make a ticket in our ticket channel.

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

PixelSuicide Minecraft SMP

BlocktopiaJoy

EagleCraft: Cable Breaker’s Escape

Stinky Spike’s Titan Arum Server

STARRY SMP

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