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MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Farms Harvested:	568	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	877
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Emeralds Found:	9654
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	80	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	142
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	212
Dragon Eggs Found:	5924	New Chunks Explored:	269844
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5