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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3771 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 888 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any drunk people playing trashy rap music (unless that’s your thing, then we can make an exception). Instead, picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own kingdom, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your friends.
Our server is like a scene out of John Wick, but instead of cool electronic music, we have parrots singing Justin Bieber songs (they’re surprisingly good at it). And forget about boring old retards, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come join us for a wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.
