Club Colony | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTrumpLand

aid funding, alarm bells, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, economic aid, foreign policy, FREEZE, geopolitical concerns, global impact, government assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international assistance, international relations, political implications, thailand, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US aid, us foreign policy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747

Awakened Youth Haven 1.21

“Youth, Awakened, chemically, child welfare, children, controversial, Dems, eo, Gender Identity, government policy, Haven, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, mental health, sex change, Social Issues, sterilization, SUICIDE WATCH, Surgically, Transgender, Woke Ideology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got some crazy new rules that are gonna blow your mind! Like, they straight up banned chemically sterilizing or giving “sex change” surgeries to kids. Dems are losing their minds over it, like seriously, they’re on suicide watch and stuff. So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s shaking things up and making people question reality, this is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos begin!

Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	99
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	6443	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9269	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ores Mined:	4626	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Runes Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	627	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5470
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

DopamineCraft

Brain, dopamine, DopamineCraft, endorphins, Exercise, Fish, Food, FRUITS, healthy, mental health, mood, Natural, nutrition, nuts, Seeds, serotonin, Sleep, sources, stress relief, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4096	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dimension Hops:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	68

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

PixelPope’s AI Adventure

Adventure, ai, AI ethics, Artificial Intelligence, catholic church, Ethics, moral responsibility, oversight, PixelPopes, Religion, shadow of evil, Technology, technology ethics, technology regulation, Vatican, Vatican AI oversight, Vatican news, Vatican statement, Vatican technology ethics, Vatican technology oversight, Vatican technology regulation, Vatican technology statement

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9396	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

lol ok so like, this server is like the vatican but in minecraft??? like, we got priests and stuff but instead of praying we mine for diamonds and build epic castles.

ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.

join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7