Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
Void Armor Forged: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • DadGraveNoGoLOL

    DadGraveNoGoLOL
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Clown Based Minecraft Server

    Clown Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

    Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 1954 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

    We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

    So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5475 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • JobBlock Minecraft Server

    JobBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

    So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 6970 Potions Brewed: 23
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ShoelessSpouseCraft

    ShoelessSpouseCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

    ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!
    Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

    DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

    imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

    as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

    so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyUkrainianWarfare

    CraftyUkrainianWarfare
    LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Ores Mined: 6885
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

    Blocky Problems Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBae Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Crops Grown: 3356
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoPlansNoNiece

    NoPlansNoNiece
    Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

    Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magic Items Found: 2709

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Hatewatchers United

    Hatewatchers United
    Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 388
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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