| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9013 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6763 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 730641 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
cloversmp.com:19132
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5263 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 82191 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7673 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.
And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4552 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?
But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3420 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 183 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.
So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9109 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 103 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7513 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 125 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8047 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 778 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6252 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Ores Mined: | 9645 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.
Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2597 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 359909 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
m3.veroid.network:19033
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9807 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2152 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7601 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2719 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7586 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5659 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.
With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6808 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3619 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1738 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3122 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.
Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!
And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!
