CloudVille | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	6502
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9182	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
New Chunks Explored:	788338	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3751	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4307
Meteorites Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ores Mined:	8804	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Potions Brewed:	148
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7074	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Items Found:	7854	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7713	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1222
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	61

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crops Grown:	8991
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4450	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Players:	90/600	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	782
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4