CloudVale SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	99
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	278
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	3078
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3709	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2522
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Items Found:	8227
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

Players:	98/200	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32