CloudVale 4.0 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SnowyCarSurvival

Arguing, begging, car living, ex boyfriend, Fence, front yard, Historic, kicked out, Kids, Land Rover, makeup, mother-in-law, Nuisance, perfume, rehoming dog, Snow, SnowyCarSurvival, solution, stealing, Upset, winter storm

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise away from all the chaos.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your mother-in-law stealing your diamonds or trying to rehome your virtual pets behind your back. We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

Plus, with our winter storm event coming up, you won’t have to deal with any snow-related emergencies like having to let your mother-in-law crash on your virtual couch because she’s living in her virtual Land Rover. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockyCraze: WeirdestHabit

bizarre habits, bizarre rituals, BlockyCraze, eccentric habits, eccentric traditions, odd habits, odd rituals, outlandish habits, outlandish traditions, peculiar customs, peculiar rituals, quirky habits, quirky traditions, strange habits, strange traditions, unique habits, unique traditions, unusual customs, unusual habits, weird habit, weird tradition, WeirdestHabit

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	567578
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old traditions and habits? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself participating in the wackiest traditions and habits you never knew you needed. From building giant statues of llamas to having dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and crazy adventure. Who knows what weird tradition or habit you’ll pick up next!

Crescenta

auction house, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Claims, Classes, Crescenta, Diplomacy, Economy System, Expanding, Geopolitical, Land, Lands plugin, Minecraft, netherite, PvP, Races, Rework, Roleplay, Server, Skill System, Token system, world-building

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	133
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Crescenta – Geopolitical Roleplay Minecraft Server
IP: crescenta.org

Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, seeking players to join and contribute to the world-building of this new and exciting world. The server offers unique features to enhance the gameplay experience, including an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards for worldbuilding and roleplay, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.

Join Crescenta today and start your adventure in this rich and immersive Minecraft world!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Crescenta?	Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server focused on world-building and player interaction.
What are some unique features of Crescenta?	Crescenta offers an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.
How can I join Crescenta?	You can join Crescenta by connecting to the server IP: crescenta.org.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Crescenta Discord server at https://discord.gg/R8HRKkhvPd.

CliqueCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bump, bump the thread, Clique, clique faggot, CliqueCraft, FAGGOT, faggot bump, faggot clique, long tail, tags, Thread, thread bump, thread faggot

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	168	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

arms production, BombCraft, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense policy, defense supply chain, geopolitical implications, heavy bombs, Israel, locally produce, military independence, military procurement, military technology, Minecraft, national security, reducing reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, shipment holdup, strategic autonomy, US

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8205	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Farms Harvested:	960	Villages Defended:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6273
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Star Shards Collected:	130
Enchantments Applied:	113	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1256	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Players:	107/200	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6