CloudSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	506	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	215
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	1762
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mines Excavated:	2634
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3343