| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8411 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5455 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3593 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 211 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 4536 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 900 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6544 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 60 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5067 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3358 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8012 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2193 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Votes: | 7333 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 138 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5836 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 187 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7885 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2426 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 243 | Enchantments Applied: | 64 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8936 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 240 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2976 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2875 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9354 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5808 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 27 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9047 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3075 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3328 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 781 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9391 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
