| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3549 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
play.CloudsMC.net
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8656 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 945 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3761 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9876 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4298 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 965 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1121 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3110 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 549 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2928 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1289 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8179 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 120 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 156 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5694 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 6419 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 671863 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9016 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1238 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2316 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2357 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
