Clouds Seed Rainfall

airborne particles, Atmospheric science, BOTANY, climate, Cloud formation, Clouds, ecology, Environment, findings, Fuel rainfall, meteorology, Natural phenomena, plant reproduction, Pollen, pollination, Rain, Rainfall, research, scientific discovery, Seed, Seed clouds, study, weather

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where we make it rain with pollen! like, did u know dat pollen can seed clouds and fuel rainfall? it’s like nature’s own party trick, bro. so if u wanna be part of da coolest weather experiment ever, join us and watch as our server becomes da rainiest place in all of minecraft! plus, we got unicorns dat fart glitter and flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make it rain pollen together!

Everia Middle School

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Customization, Everia, fairytale, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, java, middle school, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Everia is a 1.21 fairytale-themed SMP for both Java and Bedrock players that features exclusive customization like custom biomes, cosmetics, and even more! Join us now!

play.everiasmp.com

CherryMC

CherryMC, community small experience loaded join discord LGBTQ+ safe world message info Java vanilla strong cater people long term loaded welcome shoot, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	105
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

CherryMC Server Overview

Description	A small vanilla java SMP experience that caters to people around 20 years old who want a small, strong community and are looking for a long term world. The world has not even been loaded yet and will open once a few people join the discord. The server is also LGBTQ+ safe! Everyone is welcome!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply message the server admin for the discord info.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is a vanilla Java SMP server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ safe and everyone is welcome.

Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, ETERNAL, fiancée, gf, Intimacy, Isles, love, loyalty, Marriage, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	80	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	New Chunks Explored:	749356
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Runes Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

Join Rosalia Discord

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	158
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	294

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4959	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dimension Hops:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4673	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!