CloudNation | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4717	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Animals Bred:	200	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Votes:	9310
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	666488	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Dragon Eggs Found:	4589	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	7197	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	44
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimension Hops:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	95/200	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Votes:	8960
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3