CloudifyMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quantum Feline Hideout 1.20.4

1.20.4, alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Feline, HIDEOUT, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum decoherence, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo bro, you ever heard of Schrödinger’s cat? Well, on this Minecraft server, we got cats that are both alive and dead at the same time! It’s like a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, man. Join us if you want to question reality and have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Business, Dads, Director, Disappointment, fixed salary, hard work, HOURS, Minecraft, minimum wage, new job, opportunity, payslip, per hour wages, reaction, salary, sector experience, Server, Switch, tax effective, underpaid, ungrateful, Wage, woes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	170
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ores Mined:	6747	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

MomDumpedOvernightBF

Boundaries, boundary setting, Cohabitation, Communication, dating boundaries, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, family support dynamics, job loss, long-term relationships, mental health, MomDumpedOvernightBF, mother-daughter conflict, overnight guests, parental boundaries, relationships

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4357	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mines Excavated:	1552	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of boundary-setting, overnight stays, and unexpected breakups.

Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).

So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

WorldviewChanger Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, altered worldview, changed mindset, changed outlook, changed perception, different viewpoint, eye-opening, fresh perspective, life changing, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, new perspective, paradigm shift., perspective shift, shift in mindset, shift in thinking, shifted perception, small changes, smp, transformative experience, world view, WorldViewChanger

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mines Excavated:	4596	Votes:	5019

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, I joined and suddenly my whole world view changed, like I used to think pigs were just cute little farm animals but now I see them as secret agents plotting against us all! And don’t even get me started on the chickens, I swear they’re planning a revolution.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, like we have this secret underground society of llamas who are actually super intelligent and have been running the server this whole time. And the best part is, they’re looking for new recruits! So if you want to be part of the llama revolution and take over the Minecraft world, you gotta join this SMP ASAP.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like we once had a fight where everyone had to ride pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin heads, it was insane! And let’s not forget about the giant floating potato that randomly appears and grants wishes to those who sacrifice a diamond to it.

So yeah, if you want your mind blown and your Minecraft experience to be like nothing you’ve ever seen before, come join us on this crazy SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft420

age milestones, aging, aging gracefully, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully skincare, aging gracefully tips, aging process, aging signs, aging symptoms, BoomerCraft420, feeling old, feeling your age, getting older, growing older, midlife crisis

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the fountain of youth you’ve been looking for! Join us and you’ll feel like a spry teenager again, dodging creepers and building epic structures like it’s nobody’s business. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft crisis instead? Join now and turn back the clock on aging!

Breathwork Masters: Virtual Coach

breath awareness, Breath Control, breathing techniques, Breathwork, breathwork trainer, Coach, Deep Breathing, emotional wellbeing, guided breathing, holistic health, Masters, meditation, Mental Wellbeing, mind-body connection, mindfulness, physical wellbeing, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, virtual, virtual breathing coach, virtual coach, wellness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a BREATHWORK TRAINER who will teach you how to breathe like a pro! improve ur physical, mental, and emotional wellbeing by following our virtual breathing coach, who is just as good as a real human trainer (maybe even better, who knows?). join now and breathe your way to victory in the virtual world!

Sheltering Faces 1.20.4

1.20.4, abusive men, advocacy, Community Resources, counseling, Crisis Support, domestic violence, empowerment, empowerment programs, faces, healing, homeless shelter, intervention, mental health, outreach programs, recovery services, Rehabilitation, safe space, Sheltering, social services, support services, Trauma recovery, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Votes:	5337
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a homeless shelter for abusive men but with a twist! Instead of faces you want to see, we got faces you never wanna see again! It’s like a virtual rehab for all the crazies out there, but with creepers and zombies instead of therapists! Trust me, you’ll be questioning reality in no time once you step foot in this wacky world!

Rocky Mine Madness

Analysis, Backlash, controversy, criticism, debate, Drama, Entertainment, fan reaction, madness, Media, opinion, Performance, professional wrestling, Rocky, scripted, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, the rock, viral, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	9171
Star Shards Collected:	161	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We’re like, totally lit and ready to party with all you awesome gamers out there. Come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Let’s get this party started, baby! Don’t be a square, come join the madness now!

StepmomSlayin’ Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apology, Boundaries, christmas, college, coming out, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Dinner, EMBARRASSING, family, Father, forgiveness, insult, LGBTQ, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationships, Server, StepmomSlayin, stepmother, Therapy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Votes:	1912	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	New Chunks Explored:	717623
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of hot cocoa on a cold winter day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when I accidentally revealed my bisexuality to my stepmother at Christmas dinner.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between me and my stepmother as we exchange fiery insults that will make your jaw drop. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as entertaining and chaotic as this? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SaladGateCraft

coworker conflict, epi pen, food allergies, food sharing, office administration, office communication, office culture, office dynamics, office food, office fridge, office kitchen, office lunch, office politics, office responsibilities, office rules, office support, peanut allergy, SaladGateCraft, tree nut allergy, workplace etiquette, workplace safety

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as accidentally eating nuts when you’re severely allergic? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is no nuts allowed – just like in the office with the epi pen incident.

Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.

NormalDisgustMCSMP

accepted behavior, cultural standards, customary beliefs, customary habits, customary practices, Disgusting, gross, hygiene, nauseating, normal, NormalDisgustMCSMP, objectionable, off-putting, offensive, Repulsive, revolting, societal norms, stomach-turning, taboo, unappealing, Vile

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And get this, our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building insane structures with their hooves.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare enchanted items that can only be accessed by doing a super secret llama dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SilentMiner69 – Age & Ringer Status? Y/N

age, Communication, convenience, disturbance, Etiquette, habits, Lifestyle, mobile device, Notification, personal choice, Phone, Preferences, privacy, Ringer, silent mode, SilentMiner69, Sound, Status, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Void Gems Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion!

So, if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and join us! Just remember to keep your phone on silent because the laughter and chaos never stop on our server!

BlockyHostage Minecraft Server

BlockyHostage, Captivity, Conflict, Crisis, detention, Diplomacy, Emily Damari, Facilities, freedom, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, ORDEAL, Political, Prisoner, Release, Server, UNRWA

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Emily Damari, the legendary Israeli hostage who escaped from UNRWA facilities and now roams the land seeking revenge on all who dare to challenge her!

Watch out as she builds massive structures with her bare hands and unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting players who cross her path.

Join now for a chance to team up with Emily and conquer the server together, or face her fury as she rains down TNT on your precious creations.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!

CraftyDefense: $2.5B from UK

2.5B, air defence, arms procurement, CraftyDefense, defense alliance, defense budget, defense investment, defense partnership, defense spending, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military modernization, military support, security partnership, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

lol ukraine be like “thx for the cash, UK, now we can build giant air defence system in minecraft server” join us for epic battles in the sky, protect your base from incoming missiles and show off your building skills with massive turrets and cannons. plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by ghostly fighter pilots from ww2 who will help you in battle if you offer them cookies. come join the madness and let’s defend ukraine together!

Chemical Water Fight Server

battle, Chemical, chemical warfare, Combat, Conflict, controversy, Fight, Fun, h2o, hydration, liquid, molecules, Playtime, Science, Server, SPLASH, summer activity, War, WARFARE, Water, water fight, wet

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have water fights that are basically chemical warfare cuz water is a chemical bro! 😂💦💣

we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs 🐷🥋

our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for all the players 👻💥

we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players, just watch out for its fiery breath 🔥🐉

come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪🎮

Players:	103/700	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	114	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2