CloudedMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Star Shards Collected:	208	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	67
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	139	Buildings Constructed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	7715	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	380667
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Star Shards Collected:	81	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Farms Harvested:	438
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Animals Bred:	166
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4086	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	909420	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchantments Applied:	216	Dragon Eggs Found:	4101
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1