CloudCrafters

join our epic minecraft server where the AI art comes ALIVE, literally! our clouds are filled with old men who yell at you as you build your pixelated empire. but don’t worry, they’re just grumpy because they haven’t had their morning coffee yet.

we have a secret underground world where you can battle giant mutant chickens and ride on rainbow-colored llamas. but be careful, the llamas have a taste for human flesh.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, said to grant wishes to whoever holds it. just be prepared for the potato to demand sacrifices in return.

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the angry old men in the clouds).

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  • ScareBuster Minecraft Server

    ScareBuster Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

    Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

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  • DadTenantDoorDrama

    DadTenantDoorDrama
    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

    So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

    Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

    But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

    RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings
    Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

    But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

    But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

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  • BlockyNightmare

    BlockyNightmare
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

    Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

    Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

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