| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7769 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7352 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4802 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1757 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!
Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1421 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6002 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 306 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Name | HexArchon |
| Type | Custom MMO-Inspired SMP |
| Gameplay Features | Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons |
| Server Trailer | Watch Trailer |
| Discord Server | Join Discord |
| Wiki | Visit Wiki |
To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.
HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.
The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6947 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4623 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6401 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3693 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 805598 |
Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 597 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 158 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9934 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7100 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3792 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1893 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
| Crops Grown: | 9234 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 292 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 198 | Enchantments Applied: | 91 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
|---|---|
| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7333 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 103 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 8550 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Votes: | 7689 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6671 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5244 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 563 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3321 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 644015 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9691 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!