| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9869 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 259 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2498 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7924 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 460 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2171 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9354 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4365 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6929 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 439 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4209 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8833 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 5537 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2309 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 88 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 939 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Votes: | 8402 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1971 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6804 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1038 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5358 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1183 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8819 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3337 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 155 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 593 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 40 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7958 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 66 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
