ClothHoarder420 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Potions Brewed:	123	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Votes:	6826

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	107724	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	1276
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Animals Bred:	154	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5405	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

Players:	96/100	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3