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‘Jeet’s Indian Minecraft Server’

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Are you tired of being a beta in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate alpha winner like never before! We have secret Indian techniques that will make you dominate the game and conquer all your enemies. Embrace your inner alpha and show the world that you are a true winner! Join now and unleash the power of the Indian spirit in Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

31 year old, Adult, age, American, Appearance, beauty, Caucasian, ethnicity, female, Human, Identity, Individual, looks like, Mature, mid-thirties, Minecraft, person, Portrait, smp, THIRTIES, White, white woman, WOMAN, year

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	9354
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DumbFactz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the shocking truth that creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to give hugs! Yes, you heard that right, those explosive green guys just want to spread love and joy in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and befriend a creeper today for some explosive friendship!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blockbuster TraumaCraft

anxiety, blockbuster, Childhood, childhood trauma, Cinema, coping strategies, counseling, emotional, fear, film, Horror, mental health, Movie, Nightmares, Phobia, Psychological, Scared, Therapy, TraumaCraft, Traumatized

Remember that one movie that scarred you for life as a kid? Well, imagine if that movie came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a chance to relive your childhood nightmares in pixelated glory. Our server is filled with spooky builds and eerie mobs that will make you question your sanity. So if you’re ready to face your fears and have a good laugh while doing it, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even conquer your childhood trauma once and for all.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, Akari, aperitif, Bagel, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, Fuuka, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, junko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, New Year, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Emeralds Found:	3843
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

V4Mirai General – Minecraft SMP

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, PillowdearASMR, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VIVA MÉXICO, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Towns Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SisMailDramaCraft

addressing packages, AITAH, Amazon, anger, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family dynamics, Frustration, living together, mail, opening mail, personal items, privacy, Respect, Siblings, SisMailDramaCraft, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to open your mail like that nosy roommate of yours! Our server is a safe space where your packages will remain unopened and untouched, unless they contain diamonds or enchanted gear, in which case we might have to confiscate them for “safekeeping.”

Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.

So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crops Grown:	4139
Magic Items Found:	3886	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyBliss: HappiestEverStillHappy

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the happiest place on earth! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious loot again.

Our server is so happy, even the Ender Dragon does yoga to relax. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to play hide and seek with the players.

So come on down to our server and experience pure joy and happiness like never before. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this amazing?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DiddyCraft: Locked Up in Manhattan

Arrest warrant, arrested, Bad Boy Records, Celebrity, court case, criminal charges, criminal justice, DiddyCraft, Entertainment, famous musician, Hip Hop, indictment, legal issues, legal trouble, LOCKED, manhattan, Music, new york city, Puff Daddy, rapper, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, Sean Combs

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got sean ‘diddy’ combs locked up in a pixelated jail in manhattan. he got indicted for stealing all the diamonds and emeralds in the game, like a real minecraft gangsta. come join the fun and see if u can break diddy out of jail and become the ultimate blocky boss. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let’s get crafty!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	294
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Enter the Bedrock Bonkers Modded Fantasy! No Whitelist Needed!

Adventure, bedrock, bonkers, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Customplugins, Economy, enter, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Needed, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Modded Server
New bosses, enemies, and content
Recently reset
Join now and gear up in peaceful mode

Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Modded server with new bosses, enemies, and content
When was the server recently reset?	Today
Are the rules simple?	Yes, the rules are pretty simple
How can I join the server’s Discord?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/rh5wvFw7

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lost Player Chronicles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant chickens that lay golden eggs, and a mysterious guy who disappeared after trying to ride a llama into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community around! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to vanish into the unknown…

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

She has killed billions in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… if you can! Our server is ruled by a ruthless queen who has killed billions of players who dare to challenge her. But don’t worry, she’s not online all the time, so you might have a chance to build your empire before she comes for you.

Join our server if you’re looking for a challenge, or if you just enjoy living life on the edge. Our community is full of crazy characters, from a wizard who can turn sheep into diamonds to a ninja who can sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken might come crashing down from the sky or when a pack of zombie villagers might invade your base. So grab your sword and pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, she has killed billions… but maybe you’ll be the one to finally take her down.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SpoiledCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and leave behind the troubles of dealing with family members who eat your snacks and call you names. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about anyone stealing your virtual chips.

Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their breast size or family dynamics. You can be whoever you want to be here, whether it’s a warrior fighting off creepers or a builder constructing magnificent castles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even some virtual snacks that no one will dare touch without your permission. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WindowSeatWoes

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by entitled parents on flights? Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about giving up your window seat again! Our virtual flights are always stress-free and kid-free, so you can enjoy the view without any guilt trips.

We have a special plugin that allows you to book your virtual window seat in advance, ensuring that no entitled parents can swoop in and ruin your flight. Say goodbye to pouty kids and cold shoulders, and say hello to a peaceful and relaxing flight experience.

Join now and never feel guilty for wanting to keep your window seat again. Fly high in the sky without any entitled parent drama, only on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ZelenskyCraft: Ukraine’s 90% Win

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hey u, yes u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine’s victory plan is 90% complete? yea, u heard dat right! we got zelensky himself leading the charge in minecraft, building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro. join us and be part of the epic quest to conquer the minecraft world and bring peace to ukraine. plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	316	Zombie Dances:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1