ClosetGate: Keep Your Kid Out! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, BLOCK, criminal cravings, criminal cuisine, Forbidden, forbidden delicacies, forbidden feasts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, illegal activities, illicit indulgences, indulgent crimes, indulgent treats, jail-worthy food, jail-worthy treats, Land, law-breaking meals, prison-worthy dishes, risky delicacies, risky eats, taboo indulgences, taboo snacks, unlawful dining

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Votes:	7708
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

GF_GrowUpCraft

Accountability, adult responsibilities, adulting, Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, Frustration, GF_GrowUpCraft, household chores, immaturity, laziness, Partnership, personal growth, problem solving, relationship issues, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self-care, teamwork

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Votes:	1963
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

BlockyPainSecrets

BlockyPainSecrets, Concealed, emotional, everyday, hidden, INTERNAL, INVISIBLE, Masked, Mental, Pain, Personal, Physical, Private, secret, SILENT, Struggles, Suffering, undisclosed, UNNOTICED, unshared, unspoken

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	8092	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

Asia, CraftyTrumpsUkraineTaiwanFlip, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, international relations, Politics, taiwan, Taiwan democracy, Taiwan government, Taiwan independence, Taiwan news, Taiwan politics, Taiwan security, Taiwan tensions., Taiwan-China relations, Taiwan-US relations, trump, Trump administration, trump impeachment, Ukraine, us foreign policy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Emeralds Found:	1684	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Votes:	3980	Zombie Dances:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

Chuubas, Craft, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Retro, retro game tubers, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Retro Vtubers, Tsunderia Extended, tubers, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber discussion, vtuber links, vtuber streams, Vtubers, vtubing community

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Emeralds Found:	1200
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

FILsLastNameMCServer

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

WifeNeedsDiamonds

bedtime, Communication, emergency, Emotional support, Fever, high needs, Marriage, medical attention, muscle relaxer, Nighttime, parenting, Reassurance, responsibilities, sick wife, Sickness, Sleep, Support, Thermometer, Tylenol, WifeNeedsDiamonds, Working

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6600	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	878
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Boundaries, bucket list, Communication, consent, Desires, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Intimacy, kinks, Minecraft, Pleasure, POSITIONS, role-play, satisfaction, sex, SexBucketList, smp, taboo, Toys

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

butterfly, butterfly effect, course of life, CraftyFate, critical junctures, defining moments, different route, effect, fateful decisions, life changing, life-altering choices, pivotal choices, profound shifts, random encounter, saying yes, serendipitous events, shaping moments, significant impact, small decision, transformative experiences, turning points, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

TallCraft Worker 1.21

5’6, 6ft coworker, argumentative, attitude, bold, bull of a person, confrontational behavior, coworker dynamics, height differences, height discrimination, height jokes, little man syndrome, office banter, office culture, personality traits, Stereotypes, Tallcraft, Unfiltered, worker, workplace conflicts, workplace dynamics, workplace humor

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

FavorGoneWrongCraft

aita, anger, backing out, car trouble, Communication, Conflict, Discount Tire, Favor, FavorGoneWrongCraft, hour-long ordeal, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, pressure gauge, relationship, tire repair, under 15 PSI, Upset, Wife, work from home, working late

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

DemocraftCon: Where We Build Bridges, Not Walls!

activism, Bridges, BUILD, conferences, CONSERVATIVE, CPAC, DemocraftCon, democratic party, democrats, grassroots organizing, liberal, political conventions, political discourse, political divide, Political Engagement, political events, political ideology, political movement, political polarization, political strategy, progressive, REPUBLICAN, turning point, walls

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world alone, searching for a community to call home? Look no further, because our server is the political party you never knew you needed! Join us and experience a world where Democrats finally have their own version of CPAC and Turning Point, complete with epic conferences and events that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your political beliefs all at the same time.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a virtual Nancy Pelosi, who challenges you to a build-off to prove your loyalty to the Democratic party. As you frantically gather resources and construct the most elaborate donkey-shaped structure you’ve ever seen, you can’t help but wonder how you ended up in this bizarre but strangely exhilarating situation.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly debates where players argue over the best way to implement universal healthcare in Minecraft, or participate in our virtual campaign rallies where you can show off your best dance moves to win over undecided voters. And don’t forget to attend our exclusive fundraiser events, where you can donate virtual diamonds to support your favorite in-game political candidates.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where politics, humor, and absurdity collide in the most entertaining way possible. Who knew that building virtual policy platforms could be so much fun?

ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

Access, Arctic, ArcticCraft, Deal, long tail tags, Natural resources, russia, Russia US deal, RusUs, US

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

Nasal Passage Party

Awareness, blocked, Breathing, Congestion, congestion relief, discomfort, drying out, health, humidify, Irritation, nasal, nasal congestion, nasal health, nasal passages, night, Party, passage, Relief, respiratory, respiratory health, Sinus, Sleep, sleep quality

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	2071
Emeralds Found:	4023	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0