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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6208 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 4457 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.