Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Chimeras Created: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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