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RusCraft: 779K Lost Troops

2022, 779K, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fatalities, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, RusCraft, russia, SECURITY, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TROOPS THAN RUSSIA IN UKRAINE! WE BE BUILDIN’ AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE CRAZY WHILE RUSSIA BE LOSIN’ ALL THEIR TROOPS! COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN A RUSSIAN SOLDIER IN UKRAINE! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! HAHAHAHAHA!

Pixel Peace Palace

Communication, discernible difference, Expression, forever.., Hold, IDIOMS, Interpretation, Language, language usage, linguistic analysis, linguistics, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Palace, Peace, phrases, Piece, PIXEL, Saying, semantics, true phrase, Words

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3011	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Crops Grown:	5295

lol come join our minecraft server where u can forever hold ur piece…of cake!! yes that’s right, every player gets a free piece of cake when they join cuz we believe in starting off on a sweet note 🍰🎉

but that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken 🐔🔷 legend has it that if u find this rare chicken, it will lay diamonds instead of eggs!! who needs a diamond pickaxe when u have a diamond chicken, amirite??

oh and did we mention our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots?? don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost…just don’t get too close or he might explode with excitement 💥👻

so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!! who needs peace when u can have a piece of cake and a diamond chicken, right?? 😂🎮 #minecraftmadness

Crafty Narcissist’s Lair

all-round malevolent, Behavior, Cheating, competitive, Crafty, dark triad, deceitful, Deception, findings, Lair, Manipulation, manipulative, narcissism, NARCISSISTS, patterns, Personality, Psychology, research, self-interest, selfish, social narcissist, study, Traits

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2868
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Social Narcissists who ruled over a land in Minecraft. They were so selfish and manipulative, always trying to one-up each other and cheat their way to the top. But guess what? They were also the best builders in the game! Their creations were out of this world, like seriously, you wouldn’t believe your eyes.

But then, the All-Round Malevolent players came along. These guys were even worse than the Social Narcissists! They were just as selfish and manipulative, but they were also super competitive and would stop at nothing to win. It was chaos, I tell you, chaos!

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by the Dark Triad of Minecraft players, then come join us! Build epic structures, battle it out with other players, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll come out on top. But be warned, things can get pretty crazy around here. So, are you ready to join the madness?

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

“Youth, 20, banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, remember, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

q6.vanilla-box.ru

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Head Drops, Homes, Involved, Keep Inventory, location, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Raid, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchantments Applied:	269	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9717
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Minecraft Server
Version	1.21.4
Game mode	Semi Vanilla SMP
Features
Rules	No hacks, No griefing, No claims, No back, No keep inventory
Owners	Active and involved, not permitted to raid
Teleportation	/sethome, /rtp up to 4000 blocks away from spawn
World border	100k

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks on the server?

A: No, hacks are not allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: How many homes can I have?

A: Players have 2 homes by default.

Q: Can I teleport to a random location?

A: Yes, you can use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from spawn.

Q: Are there any disabled features on the server?

A: Phantoms are disabled on the server.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Colonies Clash!

anglo colonies, british empire, clash, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Colonization, comparative history, Conflict, Conquest, cultural exchange, European colonization, Exploration, History, imperialism, indigenous peoples, new world, SETTLEMENT, Spanish colonies, Spanish Empire, Trade, Transatlantic

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got crazy builds, insane mobs, and a whole lotta fun waiting for you to join in on the madness. Come on and craft with us as we explore the blocky world together. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and excitement – join us now and let’s get this party started! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!

Crazy Crafters United

coping mechanisms, Crafters, crazy, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, emotional distress, hang myself, kamioshi, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal tendencies, SUICIDE, support system, Therapy, United, used goods

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only question is “What’s the fastest way to hang myself?” Join us for a wild ride filled with ayyyyyyyyy, lamo, and skibidi! Are you ready to dive into the madness? Come on, edge out with us and let’s have some fun together. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s get this party started!

Pixel Pals United

Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Gaming Platform, multiplayer, new online game releases, new releases, online adventure, Online Community, online competition, online entertainment, online excitement, online experience, online fun, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, online platform, PALS, PIXEL, play online, requires separate account, United, virtual world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to enter the craziest Minecraft server ever? Join us for a wild ride filled with ayyyyyyyyy, lamo, and xdddddd! Create a separate account to play ithoeh… I mean, to join the fun! Don’t miss out on the skibidi, rizz, and edge action waiting for you. Come on, blud, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!owo, uwu, yoo!

Pixelated Interviewer

Candidate, discrimination, Diversity, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, Future, Good fit, Hiring, inclusion, interviewer, Job Interview, Job Search, Lazy, LUCK, not a good fit, pixelated, racism, racist, Rajesh, Snickers, Whitey, workplace dynamics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Hey gamers! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Don’t be a lazy, entitled racist like wh*tey, join us and show off your skills. Rajesh is waiting for you to join the fun, so what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MineRogueSquad

angband, cataclysm dda, dcss, fior di battaglia, game pastas, gearhead caramel, gloamvault, MineRogueSquad, mudgate, online account, Overworld, realms of the lost, revengate, rogue-fp, roguelike, roguelike general, roguelike servers, soulash 2, triangle wizard 2, xtahua

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	793347	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Dive into the world of Fior Di Battaglia and unleash your wildest imagination. Explore dungeons, battle monsters, and conquer new lands in this epic adventure. Join us now and let the madness begin! Don’t miss out on the action – grab your pickaxe and join the fun today!

Minecraft Mingle 1.20.6

1.20.6, male appearance, male cameo, male collaboration, male collaborations, Male collabs, male content creator, male entertainment, male fanbase, male guest, male influencers, male involvement, male oshi, male participation, male presence, male screentime, male stream time, male streamer, male vtuber controversy, male vtubers, Minecraft, mingle

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Emeralds Found:	1260	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate male collab experience! We don’t discriminate against male vtubers or their beggar fans, we welcome all genders with open arms! Whether you’re a Sapling or just looking for a good time, our server is the place to be. Who cares where the line is drawn when you can join us for some chaotic fun and questionable decisions? Don’t miss out on the chance to game with your oshi(s) and create unforgettable memories!

ThreadCraft

app layout, Digital Detox, digital habits, hate, Homescreen, Masturbate, mobile design, Personalization, phone customization, phone usage, Rate, screen organization, screen time, self love, self pleasure, self-care, smartphone addiction, tech boundaries, Thread, ThreadCraft, user interface

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Potions Brewed:	189
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Rate, hate, and even masturbate your way through this wild and wacky world. Join us for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Are you ready to dive into the chaos? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CableCrafted

CableCrafted, headphone advice, headphone cable, headphone cable breaks, headphone cable durability, headphone cable lifespan, headphone cable quality, headphone cable repair, headphone cable replacement, headphone community, headphone enthusiasts, headphone frustration, headphone help, headphone maintenance, headphone problems, headphone recommendations, headphone subreddit, headphone support, reddit headphone advice, reddit headphone community, reddit headphones

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Tired of getting ignored and deleted in the Reddit wasteland? Look no further, because our server is the place where all your questions will be answered and your posts will never be deleted!

Join us in a world where headphone cables never break, where every question gets a response, and where the community is as lively as a bustling marketplace. No more feeling like you’re in a graveyard, this server is the place to be for all your headphone needs.

Don’t waste your time on those other sites, join us and experience the madness of our Minecraft server. Show off your virtual headphone collection, chat with fellow enthusiasts, and never worry about being ignored again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a headphone paradise together!

The man who “shanked” slopwave in the womb Minecraft SMP

abstract, avant garde, avant-pop, BIZARRE, conceptual, dark ambient, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, glitch, Industrial, man, Minecraft, Music, noise, performance art, shanked, Slopwave, smp, surreal, Twisted, Underground, WOMB

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and then destroy them with TNT just for fun. If you’re the kind of player who enjoys a little bit of anarchy and a whole lot of laughter, then this server is perfect for you. Just remember, the man who “shanked” slopwave in the womb is our honorary mascot – so you know we mean business!

CraftVerse 1.20

Authenticity, Craftverse, facing one’s true self, Identity, inner journey, inner self, introspection, miside, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding, true self

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	203

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server where you can face your true self! Why settle for a boring old server when you can have an existential crisis while building a pixelated castle? Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to question your reality while mining for diamonds. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and zombies. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3