Clockwise Chow Time | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	286	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Players Killed by Monsters:	3799
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crops Grown:	2833
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4196
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Villages Defended:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	895589
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	149
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	4

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	121
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2977

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Players:	93/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4