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Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation

breathalyzer, breathalyzer check, Buenos Aires, controversy, Crafty, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic scandal, foreign affairs, government officials, international diplomacy, international law, Kremlin, legal challenge, legal dispute, legal violation, Officials, political tension, protocol breach, russia, VIOLATION, Vodka

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1637	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	4321	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

MedievalMC

Cosmetics, cross-platform, Custom Bosses, custom fishing, custom furniture, custom textures, Default Client, Economy, family friendly, Lag-free, Land Claims, Leaderboards, LEVELLING, Llama Party, MCMMO, MedievalMC, Party Support, PvP, Rankup System, Rtp, Safe, smp, Vote Rewards

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

MedievalMC Server Overview

Server IP	hub.medievalmc.co
Discord	discord.gg/survival

Gameplay:

Custom Textures: At MedievalMC we take great pride in what our resource pack brings to the server. From custom furniture to custom bosses we have it all, turning your vanilla minecraft Gameplay into something you’ve never seen before all in the default client!

We pride ourselves as having our Survival (SMP) Server being 100% Family Friendly and safe.

Key Features:

PVP Disabled by default
McMMO with Party support
Unique leveling and rankup system to earn cosmetics and other special items
Fun balanced economy through different gameplay routes
Land claims to protect you from griefers
Lag-free experience
Safe and friendly space for all
RTP
Vote rewards with a special Llama party!
Competitive Leaderboards to gain special rewards
All NEW custom fishing!
Custom Bosses with Custom Models!
Custom Dungeons to play through!

Cross-Platform:

MedievalMC supports all platforms using the details below

JAVA: hub.medievalmc.co

Bedrock: bedrock.medievalmc.co Port: 19132

Chronicle Quest 1.21

Adventure, Amberground, Anime, chapter 37, Chronicle, FANTASY, Gauche Suede, Hiroyuki Asada, Hodai Franklin, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Delivery, long tail, Manga, Quest, Reverse, SHONEN, storytime, Supernatural, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can mine diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas.

Join our server for a chance to battle evil witches with your trusty pet chicken by your side.

Explore mysterious dungeons filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests overflowing with enchanted cookies.

But beware, because in this world, even the trees have eyes and the rivers flow with liquid gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s embark on a wild adventure together in the land of Chapter 37:Hodai Franklin!

Bing High Minecraft SMP: A.I. Broad Focused Thread

A.I, Bing, Bing High, Broad, Broad Focused Thread, catbox, desuarchive, Discord, Focused, hailuoai, HIGH, Image Creation, Klingai, long tail tags, lumalabs, microsoft, Minecraft, sekret klub, smp, Song Creation, SUNO, Thread, thread theme, Trash, Udio, video creation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	147
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
New Chunks Explored:	29566	Ores Mined:	4970
Void Gems Collected:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Farms Harvested:	623	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination!

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be building roller coasters that go straight to the moon, giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of TNT!

But that’s not all, we have special events like “Zombie Pigman Olympics” where you compete in crazy challenges like pig riding, lava parkour, and even a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of molten lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

MineHabitz – Digging for Success!

Consistency, daily routine, Digging, discipline, goal-setting, Gratitude, habit formation, healthy living, mental health, mindfulness, MineHabitz, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, success, Time management, wellness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Farms Harvested:	298	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, community-driven, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, infinite world, long-term world, minecraft server, never wipe, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Resets, No Rules, No Wipes, open world, Pirate, player freedom, player interaction, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Survival, unique concept, unlimited possibilities, Unrestricted Gameplay, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2281
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

152.228.223.195:2051

LAND OF OOoo SMP

Active, Adventure, bedrock, Builds, collaborate, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creations, Discord, Explore, Fun, gameplay, Land, long term, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, oooo, Realm, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Towns Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Survival Realm
Age Requirement	18+
Community Size	Growing with decently active players
Goals	Looking for long term players to create memories together

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement for this server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Is the server active and how often do players play?

A: The server has decently active players and is looking for long term players. We support players having a life outside the game.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/urNW2xkPNU

EchoCraftRealm 1.20

#0, 50-100%, ai, dubs, EchoCraftRealm, face, filtered, fwb, gf, Mirror Game, OC, post, quads, Raw, so, Thread, Trips, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Potions Brewed:	197
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Farms Harvested:	927
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as posting pics of your GF/Wife/fWB/SO on 4chan? Join our server for a chance to win big if you roll DUBS! Post your pics and if you get DUBS, you gotta post them again at 0% but if you get TRIPS, we’ll post the original pic for you! And if you hit QUADS, well, your girl is now ours! It’s a crazy ride full of surprises and questionable decisions, just like your love life. Join now and let the chaos begin!

If he doesn’t show up on World’s End I’m going… Minecraft SMP

abandonment, abandonment issues, BETRAYAL, crying, DESERTED, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, doesnt, emotional, Frustration, Going, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, let down, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, missing out, Sadness, Show, smp, sorrow, unmet expectations, world’s end, worlds

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

If you don’t join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll miss out on the chance to witness the epic showdown between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust me, it’s going to be more intense than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a guest appearance, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us before the Ender Dragon decides to retire and open a bakery instead.

SpookyIRLPlayer

Alarming, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Intimidating, Nightmare, person, petrifying, Real Life, Scary, spine-tingling., SpookyIRLPlayer, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of running into scary people in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the scariest person you’ll encounter is a creeper sneaking up behind you! Join us for a spine-tingling adventure where the only jump scares come from exploding blocks and not your annoying neighbor Steve. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of pixelated terror!

CraftyCommiesLOL

Biden administration, Biden administration statement, casualties in Russia, CraftyCommiesLOL, deployment, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic fallout, foreign policy, global conflict, international relations, mass casualties, military deployment, North Korea, North Korean casualties, North Korean deployment, North Korean losses, North Korean military, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, White House

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵

Blocky Vaccine Trials

Bacteria, blocky, C. difficile, clinical trial, Disappointment, efficacy trial, Failed, gastrointestinal, Healthcare, infection, Medical, pharmaceuticals, phase 3, Prevention, primary endpoint, research, Results, study, Treatment, Trials, vaccine, well tolerated

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!

join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?

come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Community, Customization, Dungeon, Events, Exploration, guild, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Mythical, Progression, Quests, Roleplaying, serpent, Skills, smp, strategy, Undead

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Animals Bred:	134	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
New Chunks Explored:	937809	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Overview
Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

Join our Discord server for more information!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Dungeon SMP server?	You can join the server by following the link provided in the overview above and joining our Discord server for further instructions.
What classes can I choose from?	There are various classes available such as Serpent, Undead, and more. Each class has its own unique abilities and attributes.
Is there a leveling system in the server?	Yes, there is a leveling system in place where you can grind to become stronger and unlock new abilities.
Are there hidden secrets in the dungeon?	Yes, the dungeon is filled with different rooms and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.
How can I get more information about the lore of the Fallen Gods?	You can explore the dungeon and interact with NPCs to uncover more information about the lore of the Fallen Gods.

Finn’s Dream Realm 1.20.4

#Finns, 1.20.4, arent, Así, dream, long tail tags, Realm

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5848
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question reality? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy. We’ve got more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party.

Forget about the normies, come hang out with us and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Mighty Heroes of Minecraft SMP

Admiration, athletes, Bravery, Champions, courage, Dedication, determination, friendship, Heroes, inspiration, long tail tags: heroes, loyalty, Mighty, Minecraft, OUR HEROES, perseverance, role models, smp, Sportsmanship, Support, teamwork, triumph, Unity, Victory, vinicius

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7565
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with brave heroes who embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build magnificent castles, and… well, Vinicius is just there to add some extra chaos.

Join our server if you want to witness Vinicius accidentally setting fire to his own house for the tenth time, or watch as our heroes try to navigate through a maze filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out in epic dance-offs. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and Vinicius’s questionable building skills.

Players:	103/900	Votes:	7124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3205
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9