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DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Emeralds Found:	938
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1190	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	6239	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9388	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Animals Bred:	152	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Votes:	2358
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7887
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crops Grown:	3099
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	142	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ores Mined:	4133	Towns Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Players:	110/300	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2