join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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