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ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8139
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	8535
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Animals Bred:	166	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Divine Spears Created:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7969
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Emeralds Found:	4054	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	195	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Emeralds Found:	2535	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4