so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Secret Passages Found: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

    Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyHabitBreaker

    CraftyHabitBreaker
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4397
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magic Items Found: 7021 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 467 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PutinBdayWishCamKids

    PutinBdayWishCamKids
    come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft Server Overview

    Server Age 4 years old
    Current Season January – Present
    World Border Expanded for 1.21 update

    Server Features

    • Custom Advancements
    • Expansive Shopping District
    • Proximity Voice Chat In-game
    • Server Events
    • Custom Roles
    • Server perks for donors
    • Friendly and helpful community
    • Community Projects all the time
    • Giveaways
    • 24/7 Server Uptime
    • Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
    • Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
    • Crafting Tweaks

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I join the server?

    You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

    Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

    Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

    Are there any server perks for donors?

    Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Potions Brewed: 62
    Ores Mined: 1868 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

    Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

    Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mines Excavated: 2455
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

    HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

    Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

    We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

    So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • StepSonSnubbedBDay

    StepSonSnubbedBDay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

    So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 New Chunks Explored: 803776
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6282 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TrendyCraftRevival

    TrendyCraftRevival
    Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

    Ladies of Blocks and Pixels
    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

    Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

    Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

    TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

    Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

    Airships
    Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
    Immersive gear from Epic Knights
    Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
    Chunk claiming
    Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
    Routine events with lucrative rewards

    Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I play solo on this server? Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
    Are there special events on the server? Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
    How does the economy work? The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
    Is combat a major aspect of the server? Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

    The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

    So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9849
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MajorRoast Minecraft Server

    MajorRoast Minecraft Server
    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

    Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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