join our epic minecraft server where time is a construct and only 7 hours exist in a 24-clock! why? because we accidentally mixed up the time zones and now every hour is a party hour! imagine mining diamonds at 3am or fighting creepers at 12pm, it’s absolute chaos and we love it!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the moonwalk.

so why wait? join us now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! just be prepared for the time confusion, it’s all part of the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY