ClimatePurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2858
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	168	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Votes:	1142
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	114	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8565
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	8244	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	153
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	4103
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mines Excavated:	1993
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2161	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Crops Grown:	6597
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Votes:	9419	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	1503

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Love Letters Sent:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Items Found:	7802	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	182	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	4866
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Items Found:	6038
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5