ClimatePurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4997

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Towns Built:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	3772	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2315	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Void Gems Collected:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1