ClimatePurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Emeralds Found:	662	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	208	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	2784	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	182	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	271	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Void Armor Forged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Chimeras Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Emeralds Found:	3147	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	85	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7725	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Players:	99/800	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mines Excavated:	1461	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Ores Mined:	1467	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2