ClichéButWise – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, animalistic, attention seeking, attraction, Balls, Behavior, bellowing, breedable, Bull, Bulls, DOMINANCE, exhibitionism, Femanons, HERD, Masculinity, mating, primal, Provocative, Public, Roar, scattering, Social, societal norms, Wild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	3378	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9115	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Items Found:	8335	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild stampede of breedable femanons running around, just waiting for you to come and tame them! And let me tell ya, my balls are always full at the end of the day on this server. So, if you wanna unleash your inner bull and have a blast, come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

PixelPalsCraft

90s games, arcade games, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood pastimes, classic games, computer games, dos games, early gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, interactive entertainment, Nostalgia, old school gaming, pixelated graphics, PixelPalsCraft, pre-2000s, retro games, video games, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magic Items Found:	6180
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8900	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Remember those good old days when you were just a wee lad or lass playing computer games on your ancient desktop? Well, forget about all that because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a castle so magnificent that it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to all who find it. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So what are you waiting for? Dust off your old computer, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Elastic Crafty Minds

Crafty, elastic, elasticity, elasticity theory, material analysis, material behavior, material deformation, material elasticity, material engineering, material flexibility, material properties, material strength, material testing, materials science, mechanical properties, Minds.., molecular dynamics, molecular materials, Molecular structure, new understanding, research, scientific discovery

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8055	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crops Grown:	1927	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

come join this cray cray minecraft server where the blocks bounce like rubber bands and the pigs fly like superman. we got a whole new understanding of elasticity in molecular materials, whatever that means. but trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind.

imagine building a house made entirely out of bouncy blocks that can stretch and squish like putty. or riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the worm dance. and don’t even get us started on the chickens that lay diamond eggs.

so if you’re ready to experience minecraft like never before, come join us and be prepared to have your mind blown. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Hell’s Pit

Adapt, alliances, Anarchy, Battleground, BUILD, destroy, Fight, HellS, Ip:, Minecraft, Pit, Raid, Raw, Resets, restrictions, Risk, Server, Shape, Tnt, Trust, Unfiltered, VAULT, Wasteland

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Hell’s Pit Server Overview

Description	Hell’s Pit is a lawless wasteland where only the strongest survive. No rules, TNT Duping, vault resets every hour, no restrictions—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft. Build, destroy, raid, and fight your way to the top. The world is yours to shape, if you can hold onto it.
Spawn	Spawn is a battleground, trust is a rare commodity, and alliances are temporary. Adapt or be erased.
Server Info	IP: mc.hells-pit.comDiscord: none yet

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, Hell’s Pit is a pure anarchy server with no rules.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	No, there are no restrictions on gameplay.
How often are vault resets?	Vault resets occur every hour.
Is there a Discord server for Hell’s Pit?	Currently, there is no Discord server.

Luminous Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, cost, Covenant, danger, deadly, Fatal, hazardous, Isles, Life, life-threatening, luminous, OMINOUS, Peril, Perilous, precarious, Risk, threat, Treacherous, Unsafe, Warning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Star Shards Collected:	139
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, CraftyCreeperz, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life wisdom, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	199	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crops Grown:	5004

Ever wished you could go back in time and tell your younger self to join our Minecraft server? Well, now you can! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the occasional dance-off with a zombie. Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it!

CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyRussianAggro, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, G7, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Minecraft, objections, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Statement, summit, Tension, territorial dispute, U.S, world affairs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.

we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.

plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

BalticCableBreachCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBreachCraft, cyber attack, cybersecurity, Data Protection, digital infrastructure, Espionage, internet connectivity, Investigating, investigation, maritime security, national security, Nordic countries, possible breach, prime minister, security breach, submarine cable, Surveillance, Sweden, telecommunications, undersea cable

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	75
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have undersea cables in the baltic sea for you to explore! prime minister of sweden is investigating possible breaches but don’t worry, we have all the creepers and zombies under control. join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea and build your own underwater kingdom. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure guarded by a giant squid boss. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Epic Drugs Server 2024

drug approvals, drug development, drug distribution, drug efficacy, drug innovation, drug manufacturing, drug market, drug marketing, drug monitoring, Drug research, drug safety, drug testing, Drugs, EMA, Epic, FDA, Healthcare, medical advancements, MHRA, Novel drugs, pharmaceuticals, regulatory agencies, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Emeralds Found:	8013

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Bigoceancraft server minecraft

administrators, Bigoceancraft, comfortable game, Events, Failure of the Ship, Fly, Minecraft, Ocean, Players, plot linenia, Server, Starter Kit, Velikenov, young pirate

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3496	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	92	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Description of server, young pirate! Show what you are capable of! Our server has 1 plot linenia, entitled “Failure of the Ship.” As Visa has probably already noticed, the server on the subject of the ocean. Yes, and not the expanse of the ocean, but Velikenov! If you have any questions, ask the administrators on the server. We eat for you to make the most comfortable game, which is in our efforts. Events will take place when 7 or more players. At least 2 administrators should be beaten for the event. And the players, at least 5. We will receive Fly (Fly) who entered the given server.

BigOceanCraft.aternos.me

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo community, VShojo members, VShojo vtubers, Vtuber, zen

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	7894
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	87

Welcome to the most batshit crazy Minecraft server ever! Join us to discuss VShojo and vtubers who are basically living memes. We’ve got Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. These guys are like the Avengers of vtubers, but with more chaos and less saving the world.

If you’re into dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just want to join the extended family, we’ve got channels for that too. Plus, we have an entire thread dedicated to the former members because once you join, you’re family for life.

So hop on this Minecraft server and prepare to question your sanity as we dive into the world of VShojo and vtubers. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s make some memories that will leave you wondering, “Did that really happen?”

MomStopBoyToyLOL

advice, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotions, Empathy, family, Maturity, mom, MomStopBoyToyLOL, personal space, relationships, self-care, separation, Support, Telling, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3376	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like your parents’ messy separation! Join us and leave all that family drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in our blocky world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about hearing about your mom’s new “boyfriend” or their relationship problems. Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends.

We understand that balancing family issues and Minecraft can be a lot to handle, so why not take a break and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter? Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with a community of fellow players who just want to have a good time?

So come on over and join our server for a break from the chaos of real life. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count the regret of not joining sooner!

CraftyZelenskiy2020

Alliance, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskiy2020, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20, global politics, international relations, negotiations, peace bid, Political Support, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine, Unity, us allies, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	254

lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anxiety, faggot board, humblebrag, kill yourself, lack of self-awareness, midwit, MysticCraft, Realm, scapegoat, Selfsuck, sissy, smartypants, woe is me

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6302	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cringe lords and dopey self-suck scapegoats of the world. We don’t tolerate midwits with “muh anxiety” here, only true chaotic energy. Let your inner failure shine in a world where being incredibly smart is a curse and being a complete derp is celebrated. Embrace the chaos and join us in a realm where self-awareness is optional and humblebragging is a way of life. Don’t be a smartypants, be a derpypants on our server!

BallCraft: The Mystery Stitch

athletic gear, ballcraft, Balls, curious question, equipment design, manufacturing process, middle, Mystery, sports balls, sports equipment, sports equipment construction, sports equipment design, sports equipment engineering, sports equipment innovation, sports equipment manufacturing, sports equipment materials, sports gear, sports industry, sports science, sports technology, stich mark, Stitch, stitching

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ores Mined:	9364	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and find out why our balls have a stitch mark in the middle! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. They’ve been known to sneak into your inventory and replace all your diamonds with potatoes, or turn all the pigs into flying pigs that rain bacon down from the sky!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wacky charm of our server. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3593
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2